Even though I am going on my sixth year of bartending, I still occasionally dump drinks all over my shoulder when I shake them. Like tonight. I was shaking two drinks over each of my shoulders (one drink in each hand) and one of the drinks decided it wanted to be a part of my outfit and took a dump all over the left side of my body. I was left sticky and embarrassed. Everyone sitting at the bar got quite a show. No one was hurt except for my ego, but only for a second. I have quick recovery behind the bar.
Never a dull moment at my bar, that's for sure.