The 86 Rules of Boozing

I literally stumbled upon Modern Drunkard Magazine this morning and found a hilarious article titled, "The 86 Rules of Boozing." I read through all 86 rules and they ALL ring true. For example, "Number 15: If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you." This is very true fellas! "Number 28: If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store." Amen! You know how many customers I wish I could tell this rule to? Check out this awesome article and many more equally entertaining articles at Drunkard.com